Letters to My Morning

Dear Alarm Clock,

I admire your persistence. I really do. But for the love of God I have owned you since I was in Junior High. Don't you think it's about time you break?

The sound you make makes me violent,
Jeney Peney

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Dear Coffee Pot,

I love you more than words can express.

Addicted,
Jeney Peney

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Dear Contact Lenses,

I would apologize for neglecting to put you in this morning, but in all honesty you're lucky I even considered it for the millisecond I did.

I can't even keep my eyes open to write this,
Jeney Peney

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Dear Below Freezing Temperatures,

Not cool, yo. I'm really not a fan of walking out in 2 degree weather and thinking, "Oh, it's not bad out. I could have worn a lighter coat."

I'm moving to Arizona,
Jeney Peney

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Dear Truck in Front of Me with Dual Exhaust,

I understand that emission checks are not required in NoDak, but I really hope you die a slow painful death for exuding such a foul smelling, earth killing exhaust twice as fast and into my general direction.

I still can't breathe,
Jeney Peney

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Dear Sirius Satellite Radio,

I cannot thank you enough for playing MMMBop on 90's on 9. At least you put a smile on my face before I get into the office.

Don't judge me,
Jeney Peney

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Dear Mom and Dad,

Thank you for sending me this totally kick ass travel mug that looks like a disposable coffee cup.



I feel that much cooler for drinking out of it,
Jeney Peney