(Not litterally, sicko. Although I feel as thought she might not mind having a cameo someday...)
Due to the fact that I have no viable excuse as to why I suck at blogging lately (I promise I will start commenting and posting again soon!) -- I am passing the buck onto one of my favorites -- Just a Girl. I am going to assume most of you have already checked out her blog and are avid readers of it. If this is in any way a false statement you are officially on my shit list. (I'm just sayin'...)
Onward to I'm Just Sayin' Wednesday featuring guest blogger, Just a Girl. (She's linked twice here people -- no excuses now!)
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When Jeney asked me to write a guest I'm Just Sayin post, there was no doubt in my mind what I was doing to write about. Porn! Partly because it's up there with puppies and cheese on my list of favorite things (I'm totally Ben right now), and partly because I have a LOT of things that I'm Just Sayin when I watch it. I'll keep this in list form to avoid writing a 15 page essay, and don't worry, it's SFW (red links are not, green links are). I'm nice that way.
First - Everyone knows this. There shouldn't be any talking in porn with very few exceptions. Generally speaking, if I have to look at people who look like this, I shouldn't have to listen to them talk. Just get to the humping please. Honestly, most porn stars sound like drug-addled retards. Because most of them? ARE. I'm just sayin.
Second - This girl can do whatever she wants. She's hot, and I have a crush on her personality after watching this interview. That pretty much never happens. Mostly I'm all, "Hey person who gets naked for a living? Please shut up."
Third - Seriously guys? I don't ask for much, but to paraphrase Michael Cera, I just want a little production value. Amateurs, you have an excuse, but at least try to hold the camera steady. And none of that zoooooom here's...something? I can't really tell because it's SO FUCKING CLOSE OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?! Don't do that. Just...don't.
Fourth - More of this. Just sayin.
Fifth - Seriously, I love you. Even when we disagree (must you keep allowing Evan Stone to be in movies?), what we have is real. It's long term. I might bitch, but you know I'll keep coming back for more. Just don't ever. ever. have the line "They really do fuck camels!" ever. ever. again.
I'm just sayin.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
I'm Just Sayin' - Just a Girl does Porn
Posted by Jeney Peney at 6:25 AM
Labels: a little help from my friends, being appropriate is overrated, i'm just sayin'
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7 comments:
Wow to the oil wrestling...
It's fun reading my words somewhere else! Thanks for asking me darlin. :D
good taste in pornstars.
Porn is amazing. AH-MAY-ZING.
I wish I could be a porn star and still be an awesome example for my kids.
I agree 100%! You go girl!
Guest posts are the best.
Guest posts are the best.
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