Wednesday, May 20, 2009

I'm Just Sayin' - Just a Girl does Porn

(Not litterally, sicko. Although I feel as thought she might not mind having a cameo someday...)

Due to the fact that I have no viable excuse as to why I suck at blogging lately (I promise I will start commenting and posting again soon!) -- I am passing the buck onto one of my favorites -- Just a Girl. I am going to assume most of you have already checked out her blog and are avid readers of it. If this is in any way a false statement you are officially on my shit list. (I'm just sayin'...)

Onward to I'm Just Sayin' Wednesday featuring guest blogger, Just a Girl. (She's linked twice here people -- no excuses now!)

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When Jeney asked me to write a guest I'm Just Sayin post, there was no doubt in my mind what I was doing to write about. Porn! Partly because it's up there with puppies and cheese on my list of favorite things (I'm totally Ben right now), and partly because I have a LOT of things that I'm Just Sayin when I watch it. I'll keep this in list form to avoid writing a 15 page essay, and don't worry, it's SFW (red links are not, green links are). I'm nice that way.

First - Everyone knows this. There shouldn't be any talking in porn with very few exceptions. Generally speaking, if I have to look at people who look like this, I shouldn't have to listen to them talk. Just get to the humping please. Honestly, most porn stars sound like drug-addled retards. Because most of them? ARE. I'm just sayin.

Second - This girl can do whatever she wants. She's hot, and I have a crush on her personality after watching this interview. That pretty much never happens. Mostly I'm all, "Hey person who gets naked for a living? Please shut up."

Third - Seriously guys? I don't ask for much, but to paraphrase Michael Cera, I just want a little production value. Amateurs, you have an excuse, but at least try to hold the camera steady. And none of that zoooooom here's...something? I can't really tell because it's SO FUCKING CLOSE OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?! Don't do that. Just...don't.

Fourth - More of this. Just sayin.

Fifth - Seriously, I love you. Even when we disagree (must you keep allowing Evan Stone to be in movies?), what we have is real. It's long term. I might bitch, but you know I'll keep coming back for more. Just don't ever. ever. have the line "They really do fuck camels!" ever. ever. again.

I'm just sayin.

7 comments:

Karie said...

Wow to the oil wrestling...

Just a Girl said...

It's fun reading my words somewhere else! Thanks for asking me darlin. :D

Matt said...

good taste in pornstars.

WickedCourtni said...

Porn is amazing. AH-MAY-ZING.

I wish I could be a porn star and still be an awesome example for my kids.

Blondie said...

I agree 100%! You go girl!

Thomas said...

Guest posts are the best.

Thomas said...

Guest posts are the best.