I have a crisis.
Tonight has the potential to be one of the most epic of Monday Night Football battles ever. For those of you who do not follow the sport as religiously
as you should as I do, let me fill you in.
Tonight's contest is between the Minnesota Vikings and the Green Bay Packers. Not only are both of these teams apart of the same conference (NFC - National Football Conference), they happen to be of the same Division as well (NFC North). This means that they are battling each other for the division title which will, in turn, give them a chance at the conference title. Winning the later of the two means you get to play in this game called the Super Bowl. (Shoot yourself in the face and Google it if you don't know.)
Anywho. Brett Favre, who is the current quarterback for the Vikings, was the quarterback for the Packers until two years ago. This was not a drama-free transition. All non-retirement jokes aside, this makes this game FUCKING EPIC people.
Now, here is my problem; I am a Chicago Bears fan.
Again, for those of you who
fail at life don't know, this means I hate the Vikings, but not as much as I hate the Packers. I already know that Lovie's Boys are not going to win our division, so this little fact makes me want to root for the Vikings who are kind of a shoe-in for it.
BUT! I strongly dislike Brett Farve. This makes me want to root for the Packers.
However, Adrian Peterson is completely bad. ass. This makes me want to cheer on the Vikings.
Sparky also has this annoying habit of rooting against every team I root for just to piss me off. He's a Vikings fan, so this makes me want to cheer for the Packers.
What colors do you think I should wear tonight? Baby poop green and piss yellow? Or prissy purple and bimbo-blonde gold?
Monday, October 5, 2009
I have a crisis.